just woke up thinking how funny it is that christianity teaches people to be afraid of certain numbers, words, and so many normal aspects of material reality!

there are mfs out there right now today who believe satan the devil is a real dude who is obsessed with making them do “bad” things, but that 90% of the living humans they’ve ever seen are somehow not real!!!

and that if they just do whatever some sweaty old fuck says they should, they’ll get a giant cookie after they’re dead! but somehow their instructions mostly consist of making themselves and everybody else more miserable now!!!!!

lol 🥲